I reject reality and substitute fiction

I’m sorry. Is that just randomly Paul Rudd as an astronaut? 

Oh, I see, not random. 

krsmf:

I love cake

How did we not think of this earlier? 

krsmf:

I love cake

How did we not think of this earlier? 

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

“I can’t say that with a straight face” doesn’t mean you can’t tell jokes; it means you can tell jokes without cracking up. Or that you can’t lie convincingly. 

It’s probably a bad idea to give queer people a reputation for lying convincingly, misunderstanding expressions, using logical fallacies, and lacking empathy. 

Does anyone think that maybe, just maybe…

…that since there are a hell lotta Martells, HBO made the very typical decision to split up their stories between seasons? Introduce a few now, more in Season 6? Oberyn clearly noted he had eight daughters, so it’s not like they’re pruning trees like they did with the Tyrells. 

They’re giving legitimate storylines to some of the Sand Snakes, whereas AFfC only mentioned them in passing. This is a step forward. 

Arianne’s absence, or rather the absence of her casting, is odd, since her storylines are both upcoming and important, I will admit. 

I really want Felicity to say something like “what’s with me and masked men?” Because she liked Barry who is the flash. Likes probably loves Oliver who is the Arrow and is going to become interested in Ray who is the Atom

bajan-gemini:

Our girl obviously has a type.

Please, can you really imagine Roy and Felicity together? 

What would that even look like? 

rosemarycaperr:

Everybody take a step back. 

Take a deep breath.

Maybe go outside or something…

Done?

Okay, now listen carefully. 

You. Know. Nothing. About. Her. Personal. Life. 

Are you hearing it? Let it sink in. 

You know nothing more than what she and her team allow you to know, so stop pretending to be “experts.”

You know absolutely nothing about this relationship and it seems that keeping the public ignorant is completely intentional. 

Stop passing judgement. 

Well, if I ever needed a reason to unfollow, this is it. 

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

Lady, learn to say no. 

Dude, take a hint. 

Lady, you’re hilarious. 

So, what about Quinn? How would you describe her in one sentence?

I love how Quinn gets away with dismissing this as a joke because it’s so damn preposterous.

Only Glee

rachelboory:

jr-abraxas:

skyisfilledwithfireandsmoke:

hey remember

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Rachel used to date Kristoff

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and her mom is Elsa

and soon she will play Dorothy

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after she killed elphaba…who is her mom?

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let’s not forget that time rachel once argued with her mom’s friend glinda in the bathroom 

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I’m pretty sure this is the plot of Tin Man.

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

I’m pretty sure that was the problem. It bombed.