I reject reality and substitute fiction

jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

I think we all know that of all the candidates for Secretly God, Neil DeGrasse Tyson is so far down the list he doesn’t even deserve to be in the same sentence as the list. 

I’m sorry, Sunnydale teaches introductory computer science well enough for two cheerleaders* to write code, but not how to save it. 

And on that note, how do they know that the program is done if they haven’t run it, and if they’ve run in, how has it not been saved to a file? 

*two cheerleaders who are obviously not computer literate, don’t mean to stereotype

White privilege is

tsunamistorms:

Google searching for “African-American” and still find white people in the search.

… 

No.

That’s just a result of Google not being magical and/or sentient. 

Somewhere on the Internet an image of a white person is somewhere on the same page as the term “African-American”, which is something I can totally see happening. 

White privilege is that people take a lot of pictures of white people, including white people of themselves, because of racist beauty standards. So much in fact that they saturate the media of the Internet. 

-Parker, you’ll be the roper.
-What?
-Cute dress, heels, you’ll be fine.

Do you think it’s a coincidence that Brittany had no last name for a year? 

Nope, she got the idea from her Auntie Parker. 

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

Can we at least make fun of this guy? 

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

eBay is an auction site. That would be a “dating” site. 

poly-bi-princess-heaven:

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?



This isn’t a graph of web searches. It’s searching book text. They had books in 1870. 
I don’t have an answer about the Pokémon, though. 

poly-bi-princess-heaven:

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

This isn’t a graph of web searches. It’s searching book text. They had books in 1870. 

I don’t have an answer about the Pokémon, though. 

We’ve all been on Tumblr long enough for this not to need the caption. 

We’ve all been on Tumblr long enough for this not to need the caption. 

He’s flat out lying. 

Everything that happened on the island went straight to hell. Half of these people are dead. He believed another was. One of them went completely psychotic and he hoped was dead. One is a good guy but not a good guy

And he doesn’t want to talk about any of it. With anyone. So, he pretends he was all alone on the island. No bits of Heaven, but no stretches of Hell either. Just… five years of Purgatory.

totallytransparent:

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totallytransparent:

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But seriously, watch this on the original blog.