ucancallmelily:

pippipklooray:

reminding everyone it’s canon that Kurt and Blaine have awful taste in television

I wonder if they watch Glee

I’m sorry, but I now demand recaps by Blaine and Kurt. Internet, do not let me down on this. 

Also needed: Occasional (or frequent) guest commentary by the following people: 

• Santana (who would go all Lima Heights all the time)
• Brittany (who wouldn’t understand anything) (who would understand everything we don’t)
• Sugar
• Sue (when Will hate is especially needed)
• Sam (who would explain how Episode 1-7 would have been better with him)
• Mercedes (I expect a lot of “Hell to the No”)

1. Quinn got pregnant because she was irresponsible and hypocritical. She then proceeded to make the smart choice by giving up her baby for adoption. When given the chance to reconnect with her child, she attempted to get that same child taken away from her loving mother and thrown into foster care. She’s lucky Shelby didn’t press charges. She regained almost everything she lost because of her pregnancy, including…

2. Sue let Quinn back onto the Cheerios not once but twice. 

3. She lost her father, but she was apparently better off for it. She found three families willing to take her in, no questions asked. And she got her mother back. 

4. When she lost Finn, it was her own fault. She cheated. She managed to get him back as a friend and as a boyfriend. 

5. She resolved her enmity with Santana and they are now good friends. 

6. She lost Sam for the same goddamn reason that she lost Finn, her infidelity. They moved on to be close friends. 

7. She lost Finn again because she was using him to win Prom Queen. Again, she managed to regain his friendship. 

8. At the beginning of the year, Quinn was in a tailspin. She was committing felonies by the dozen and straight up attempting to destroy any future she had. With that tough love speech, and the support of her friends, she got her life back on track. She went from girl who was cutting classes to earning a full-ride scholarship to Yale University. 

9. She got in a car wreck because she chose to support her friend despite knowing she was making a bad decision. She was texting while driving, a crime in Ohio when she got hit by her car. She was lucky enough not only to live, but to come out with no disfiguring scars to mar her God-given gorgeousness, and her only major injury was lower-body paralysis that lasted two months. 

Quinn has lost a lot but she sure is good at getting it back. She’s beautiful, she’s intelligent, and she’s talented. She has all the tools she needs to be wildly successful and most every misstep she’s had is partially or completely her fault. 

Instead of highlighting the fact that her hard work has allowed her to walk again, she uses her paralysis as a wait to solicit sympathy votes and then play off her recovery as a miracle in front of her peers. 

I’m not saying that Finn isn’t wildly out of line here, and won’t continue to be for the rest of the episode, but he’s not exactly completely wrong when he tells Quinn she’s got a lot going for her. 

Finn is struggling here. And frankly, it’s mostly his fault. He didn’t pick a career direction until a few weeks previous because he was too afraid to think about his future. And his options are much more limited than Quinn; he doesn’t have her smarts. 

He engaged to a girl who is angry at him for doing what he thought was a noble thing running with her. His girl, who’s he comparing to Quinn, is smart, is talented, and is beautiful, but she is also struggling with her direction in life.

His anger isn’t justified, but it’s understandable. 

comicallycool:

Dear god.

You’re not a true math person until you’ve done the proof.

Avery approves, too, it seems.

clientsfromhell:

To be fair, this client is more of an old acquaintance that I’ve more or less adopted. He shows up every couple of years with a new idea he needs help with. The latest is a one page website for his wood sculptures. He does all his email and web browsing at the library and calls from a pay…

In this day and age when people do have Hotmail and GMail accounts, those hyperlinks rarely work because the browser just calls up whatever’s set up as your default, usually something like Microsoft Live Email Client. 

I always copy and paste it into my email client. I have multiple, so setting up a default seems silly. 

As a computer programmer, I pray I’m not a technology left-behind.

I have a bunch of sad feels now that Dianna is most likely not a regular cast member and there’s no chance for Quartie. 

I don’t even ship it that strongly. 

Even if it were a last minute reveal it wouldn’t be satisfying because it’s the interaction that’s important.

konchoo:

proudofchris:

beccabooface:

SOBBING.

ALL THE TEARS.

THIS HAS WON THE INTERNET

EVERYONE CAN FUCKING GO HOME

oh my god

Oh, miracle of miracles, this is now on my dash. Must tag and reblog for posterity. 

redsolokurt:

petition to transplant Kurt and Blaine to another show

They were going to have one, remember? 

A New Direction, Coming Fall 2012. With Rachel. (And Finn, but that was right after Season 2, when he was redeemable.) And, God willing, Anne Hathaway as Kurt’s lesbian aunt.

And there was going to be another spin-off about Brittany and Santana making lady babies. 

Now I’m just depressing myself.

k8y411:

superblyjinn:

detectivenigma:

catbountry:

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

Hyuk hyuk.

So what? A Goofy Movie mentioned Max’s mom.

Goof Troop has shows that Pete, a lesser character but a classic character all the same, has two children (Pete “P.J.” Junior and Pistol) and a wife who he is happily married to.

Also, at some point, Mickey and Minnie did get married: 

Simple:

Instead we’d have that Indian kid Raj who by process of elimination would be Mercedes’s love interest. So, Mercedes might get some lovin’ earlier on. 

Actually that actual sets up a glee club with easy pairing: 

• Rachel x Finn
• Mercedes x Raj
• Artie x Tina
• Puck x Quinn
• Mike x Santana
• Matt x Black Cheerio

But why not Brittany? Because Kurt singing “Single Ladies” is what prompted the invitation to have Heather Morris join the show. 

So, no Brittana, either. Which means no gay storylines. Maybe some Very Special Episodes with guest characters, but none of the main characters is gay. 

In fact, without Brittany to attract attention to her and Santana, Naya may not have gotten the half-promotion in Season 1. It was Naya and Heather’s friendship that made Brittany and Santana best friends instead of just two of Sue’s lackies. If Black Cheerio were generically bitchy, it takes away the whole two-shot appeal of Brittana.

In fact, I’m not sure how much partner swapping we’d see. Just because the pairings are stable doesn’t mean that RIB wouldn’t want to include love triangles out the wazoo, but endgames might have been decided earlier. 

If Mike and Santana were paired earlier and more strongly, what are the chances we would never get Tike? 

Without Kurt needing a love interest, there would be no need to create the Sam character, so no Chord. Does that mean that Dijon wouldn’t have gotten fired to make room for another character? Maybe, maybe not. 

Also, without Sam, Quinn and Puck might get back together in Season 2. So, Lauren Zizes might not have gotten the half promotion in Season 2.

Without Kurt, there would be no need to bring in Darren Criss, so no Blaine, no Warblers. 

Now, this adds up to a lot of bad. Not everyone likes all the lost things I mentioned, but we’re still losing a lot. But we also don’t know what we’d be gaining. Maybe Raj and Black Cheerio might bring interesting storylines.