reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR
IT’S FUCKING BACK! THIS THING! I’M ALL THE TIME TRYING TO SHOW THIS TO PEOPLE WHEN THAT DAMN SONG COMES ON. AND I CAN NEVER FIND IT. BECAUSE I TUMBL TOO MUCH.
Greatest thing I have ever seen on tumblr.
I’ve already indexed this at least twice, but it deserves to be indexed again.
no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE
I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.
no her name means never give up
NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!
IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.
Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she
People on Tumblr will believe anything. Just go to Wikipedia and…
And we think Tumblr people are weird.
How #funny is this? #morganfreeman you are #hysterical
Look, dude, I saw that documentary Incubus about Mandela. You just look a lot like him.
The fact that people still think girls don’t like video games and when they do it’s only to get attention, blows my fucking mind
the fact that women make up 43% of the gaming population even though it’s misogynistic, toxic, abusive and downright unwelcoming proves that women are automatically more hardcore at gaming than men
If guys weren’t such dicks, it’d be more than 43%. It might be more than 50%.
Dudebros, listen up, that’s right, take away your douchebaggery, and video games become a girl thing.
How do we all *know* what pterodactyls sound like?
I mean, none of us has even kept one as a pet, or see one on safari, or raised one on a zoo, or anything.
You know, Regina and Emma could solve a lot of problems by…
…moving in together.
I mean, Emma wouldn’t have to be around David and Snow trying to make her new brother or sister.
And there’d be no fighting or jealousy or hectic planning about where Henry stays each night.
Regina’s got a big house that definitely has a guest room or five.
It makes it really convenient for Regina to teach Emma magic.
And the Swan Queen fandom can just roll on the ground making delighted pterodactyl noises for the rest of the year.
A complex integrated circuit was found inside a meteor that crashed in San Antonio, TX this week.
Bill Widmanstätten of NASA downplayed the discovery, explaining, “It’s probably nothing, just like a computer game or some shit.” Widespread disappointment with our first indisputable contact with alien civilization increased as electricity was run through the circuitry. “All it does is make a beeping sound, a bunch of stupid prime numbers in bursts representing 1s and 0s” continued Widmanstätten. Due to the underwhelming nature of the “message” if can even be called a message, NASA has elected not to waste resources to translate the dull binary code.
They have however made it public for amateurs to analyze:
01001001 01100110 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100111 01101001 01100011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101110 00001101 00001010 01010100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100101 01100001 01110011 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101101 01101001 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 00001101 00001010 01000010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101101 01101001 01110010 01100001 01100011 01101100 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01111001 00001101 00001010 01000001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101001 01110010 01100001 01100011 01101100 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01100100 01100001 01111001
If magic is all we’ve ever known
Then it’s easy to miss what really goes on
But I’ve seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Just as I thought: GIBBERISH!
We’ll have to get our best xenolinguists on this.
Zack had me read this terrifying creepypasta (The Russian Sleep Experiment) and for some reason it scared me sooo badly like I sat there in shock and fear for like 5 minutes before I started to tear up like what creepypastas are NEVER THIS SCARY and when I ran in the house I was so scared to open doors and turn corners like I was fucking checking for the rake or Slenderman or something oh my goodness I can’t even eat what is wrong with merfm
Trust me, you’re not weird or weak. I love scary movies and I passed out after reading that one.
my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
How does she think she’s going to get away with this?
We’re still aware of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves 80 years later.
How old, approximately, are Felicity, Oliver and Barry?
Felicity is 25, Oliver is 27 and I don’t know for Barry.
Oliver’s birthday is May 16, 1985 as stated in “Damaged.” He’s 28.
I guess the CW made a mistake when they posted his bio before the season started (x)
That how old he was when the show started. That’s the age they picked out for the character. Writers can’t do math.